Saturday, 31 December 2016

A Personal letter Written By A Dog


Dear Human

What a shit storm 2016 has been. Not only did some of you employ a mad man as your leader but you even destroyed the bake off.  Yet do not worry tall food giving creatures I am here to help and guide you into the new year.

Here are a few resolutions you can all abide by to help you into the new year.

1-  Get a dog to run the country.  I understand we have someone somewhat similar to that currently but why not go half a step further and just hirer a Poodle.

2-  Don't think about money any more.  It ruins the good things.  * see reference to the bake off

3- After the current climate please protect Dame Maggie Smith. She's wonderful.

I hope that these help you a little bit.

Have a wonderful 2017...  Don't mess it up!!!


Love
BILBO BAGGINS

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  1. Amen !!! Not only do we agree on all said above but we too have been thinking how much we love Maggie Smith and how we want to see more movies with her now that lady in the van & Downton abbey are beginning to feel like distant memories ❤️❤️❤️

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    1. Oh I miss Maggie Smith and her super sass xxx

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